Guide to Becoming a Guidette...........

Hello everyone.. SO here's the Recipe for yous to become a real:
"Guidette..."

2 Bras
1 Diamond Studded Belt, or anything that is big, gaudy and flashy.
1 All BLACK outfit. no colors.
1 Pair of 6 Inch Marciano Guess heels.
1 tube of very very pink lipstick, w. the glossiest lip gloss from MAC
LOTS OF BLACK EYELINER AND MASCARA.
Bronzer, lots of Bronzer

Let your skin marinate two weeks at a tanning salon before your big event, and don't forget the POOF for your hair and a dash of Dolce Gabbana Light Blue..

VERY CLASSY.