Guide to becoming a Guido!!!

Hello fellows.. Hope ya didn't think I forgot about yous guys..

Here goes:

1 Puma jumpsuit.
As many WHITE DIEGO T'S as possible
Matching headbands with every outfit.
1 Gold Chain with the "horn"
1 pinky ring
Button down shirt/remember to leave open half way, and POP that collar
D&G sunglasses (only use at night, because why would you use them during the day?)

So go work out then go tanning, don't forget the protein powder... Get that chest waxed and the eyebrows, don' forget the eyebrows. . and don't forget to remember HAIR GEL....YOU need LOTS AND LOTS OF gel, gel that hair up, the girls like it when guys take twice as long as them to get ready and use twice as much hair products, now you know that's the HOTNESS.