Thursday, February 12, 2009
Outlawed in Italy: CROTCH GRABBING
Did you know, that the Italian courts have outlawed or illegalized men from touching their genitals or crotch in public?
A 42 year old man in Como, Italy was fined 200 Euro and ordered to pay 1000 Euro in court fees, because they believed that by grabbing his crotch in public it was an "act contrary to public decency."
Many Americans wonder, "Why would Italian men even think about touching their genitals or crotch in public?" Well, my fellow Americans, Italians are very superstitious people, so when a man grabs his genitals or crotch, known as their "attributi" they are warding off bad luck, or as many know as the "evil eye." This is comparable to when Americans cross their fingers, in order to wish for something not to happen.
**SO REMEMBER: "WHEN IN ROME, DO NOT TOUCH THE ZONE!!!"
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